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Mr. Gun goes for interview to the post of a detective.  Interviewer: Who killed Gandhiji ? Gun: Thanx for giving me the job sir. I wil start investigation Today.

If a mobile company owner is suffering fom motions how he wil xpress it to doctor? Doctor, 4m today morning there is unlimited outgoing,I’m getting new ringtones,no balance in my stomach, whenever I’m recharging it is getting finished, can u change my sim?

Parents to a college watchman: Is this a good college? Watchman: probably d best I completed my study here and got immediate posting.

• A word of encouragement from a true friend during failure is worth more than an hour of praise by anyone after success. Gud Day!

Foreigner to an Indian: y u r all in different colours look we r all in same color? Indian: Horses wil be in different colors. But, Donkeys are in the same colour.

What is real confidence? A 99 year old lady buying a sim card with a life time validity.

A director to an actor: U hav to jump into a swimming pool from a 100 ft building. Actor: Sir I don’t know swimming. Director: Don’t worry We shall remove water from the pool.

Girl to his boy frnd: If I die what wil u do. Boy: I may also die!,  Girl: why? Boy: Sumtimes too much of happiness can also kill a man.

Once Mr. Gun’s radio was damaged. He opens it & finds a dead rat inside. He says oh god!... “THE SINGER IS DEAD.

Mr. gun receives a msg “SENDER IS COOL,READER IS FOOL”. He gets angry & replies back” READER IS COOL, SENDER IS FOOL”


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